2010
09.13
09.13
Soundwave is hip-hop. Wouldn’t you agree? I mean, who’s better than someone who provides the breaks and the breaking at the same time?
Ever notice that there’s no Transformer that changes into a mini-van? I guess it’s not cool enough?
Or a zamboni. I guess this one would be kinda useless (like one that transforms into a ferris wheel or a merry-go-round).
“Decepticons are attacking the pyramids of Egypt. Autobots, transform and roll out! Except for you Zamboni-bot.”
“But Prime, I want to kick some Decepticon tail!”
“Uh…you need to stay here and guard headquarters.”
“But I never get to go.”
“And what exactly are you going to do in the desert, Zamboni-bot? You clean ice!”
